Some unknow Laws.....

Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation -

The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom -

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Weiner’s Law of Libraries -

There are no answers, only cross-references.

Kenny’s Law of Auto Repair -

The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location.

Second Law of Business Meetings -

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway.

Lampner’s Law of Employment -

When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

Quile’s Consultation Law -

The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.

Van Gogh’s Law -

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Troutman’s Fifth Programming Postulate -

If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.

Lerman’s Law of Technology -

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
Corollary - You are never given enough time or money.

Lovka’s Advice -

Never rely on a person who uses “party” as a verb