Some One Liners....

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something.

Here are a few great notions in philosophy..If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.