Indian Head-Lines

These are some of the Headlines that can be published in an Indian News Paper. Can they?

* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock.
* Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up to 86% in India.
* Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Department of Family-Planning.
* Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians.
* MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude.
* Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.
* India wins Gold in India versus Rest of India Games in Olympics.
* Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.
* Laloo to be made National Animal.
* Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commemorate 50 years of Independence.
* Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate.
* No bombings in Kashmir today.
* Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526.
* Ray of hope for India as Greg Chappell & BCCI both quits.
* Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail.
* Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.
*Bihar to Host 2010 Corruption World Cup.
*Amar Singh Weds Mulayam Singh Yadav---The Royal Marriage.

Author:-Mohit Kumar Jain